Lake Travis High School

Lake Travis High School (AKA, Auschwitz, The 4th Reich)

Lake Travis HS features distinguished programs in athletics and the arts. The highly acclaimed, award-winning Cavalier Band has won numerous awards and continues to have success Failure. They have the shittiest metronome and play castle music each morning. The varsity football team won the 4A Division II State Championship in 2007 and the 4A Division I State Championship in 2008. Wow, what a fucking surprise. The Volleyball team won the Texas Region 4 Championship in 2008 and were semi-finalists in the state championship tournament FOO'BALL!. The cheerleading squad garnered the National Cheerleaders Association (NCA) Senior and Junior High School National Championship in 2008, after finishing a close second in 2007. The Boys Soccer team won the 2009 Sectional Championship. MORE FOO'BALL

The orchestra, choir, art, speech/debate, and theater arts programs have also won University Interscholastic League licensed events, though with some irregularity. Our school doesn't give 2 fucks about that. Foo'ball is all that matters.

As of 2012, Lake Travis HS's racial diversity is 0% Caucasian, 0% Hispanic,0% Asian or Pacific Islander, 0% African-American, and maybe some indians but IDK.

Academics
None.

Athletics
Hand Egg Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football. Football.

Foo'ball Accomplishments

 * 2008 Texas Class 4A Div. I State Champions (16-0)
 * 2008 Texas Class 4A Div. I State Final Contestant of Ass Grabs
 * 2008 Texas State Semi-Champions of Shower Ass Grabbing
 * 2008 Texas State Quarter-Champions of Shower Ass Grabbing
 * 2008 Texas Region IV Champions
 * 2008 Austin/San Antonio Area Champions
 * 2008 Shower Ass Grabs
 * 2008 Texas District 25-4A Champions
 * 2008 Texas Football Classic Winners (vs. 5A Westwood Warriors, Alamodome in San Antonio, TX)
 * 2007 Shower Ass Grabs
 * 2007 Texas State Semi-Champions
 * 2007 Texas State Quarter-Shower Ass Grabs
 * 2007 Texas Region IV Champions of Shower Ass Grab
 * 007 Austin/San Antonio Area Champions
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 * 2007 Texas District 2-???? F Failures
 * 2006 Shower Ass Grabs
 * 006 Texas Football Classic Winners (vs.Schutzstaffel, Black Bowl in Niger)
 * 005 Austin/San Antonio Shower Ass Grabs
 * 2005 Shower Ass Grabs
 * 2005 Texas District Shower Ass Grabs
 * 2004 Texas District Shower Ass Grabs
 * 000 Austin/San Antonio Area Ass Grabs
 * 000 Bi-Sexual Butt Fucking (mostly guys. There was about 1 female, and she was old.)
 * 2004 Texas District Shower Ass Grabs
 * 000 Austin/San Antonio Area Ass Grabs
 * 000 Bi-Sexual Butt Fucking (mostly guys. There was about 1 female, and she was old.)

Athletic facilities
They spent a fuckton of American smackers on this giant ass weight room. Desks? Books? Computers? Fuck no. This is Foo'ball, son.

Cavalettes
Elite Cheerleaders.

Debate
Bunch of kids who think they're better then everyone else because they've been on Varisty Debate for 2-3 years.

Cavs United
Organization dedicated to helping all 'Cavs' make healthy choices. In truth, all they do is raise the school flags in the morning.

FFA (Future Farmers of America)
Nationwide (Or maybe Worldwide?) Organization dedicated to Agriculture experimentation on animals of all sorts (Biological, Chemical, Nuclear, and Radiological). A few years back there were rumors of 'AG GEAR'. These rumors have been proven false.

DECA
Some business crap. Runs the school stores and jacks up the prices like a mother fucker. A pack of 5 gum is like 2$.

Cavs for Christ
Organization committed to making everyone believe in White God. If you say Jesus was Black/A Minority, They will fucking excommunicate and crucify your ass.

Student Council
Fake organization to make kids think they have a say in what goes on at school.

Notable alumni
Action Kid (Middle/High School)

Santa (Middle/High School)

Freddy (Middle School)