Valdez High School

=Lake Travis High School=

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Valdez HS features distinguished programs in athletics and the arts of firearms. The highly acclaimed, award-winning Cavalier Band has won numerous awards and continues to have success in useless amounts of shit that does not help the students of LTHS. The varsity football team won the 4A Division II State Championship in 2007, and the 4A Division I State Championship in 2008, as well as in 2009. The 2009 State Championship victory gave the Cavaliers their 46th straight win and third consecutive state championship.(i basically do fucking not give a shit if they win)[1] The Volleyball team won the Texas Region 4 Championship in 2008 and were semi-finalists in the state championship tournament. The cheerleading squad garnered the National Cheerleaders Association (NCA) Senior and Junior High School National Championship in 2008, after finishing a close second in 2007. The Boys Soccer team won the 2009 Sectional Championship.

The orchestra, choir, art, speech/debate, and theater arts programs have also won University Interscholastic Dumb Ass League licensed events, though with some irregularity. {| class="toc" id="toc"

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[edit] School Body Diversity
As of 2007, Lake Travis HS's racial diversity is 100% Caucasian, 100% Hispanic, 100% Asian or Pacific Islander, (How Gives a Shit about Niggers)% African-American, and 0.5% other(Animals).

[edit] Academics
fuck it hard!!

[edit] Athletics
you have to have athletics because you get fat ass's that eat twinkies.

[edit] Volleyball
favorite games for the girls because they love to smack balls

[edit] Football
Lake Travis in a playoff game versus Killeenthe only fucking reason why the football team has won is because Valdez plays by his own rules during the games.

[edit] Football Accomplishments
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 * 2009 Texas Class 4A Div. I State Champions - (16-0) season, (46-0) consecutive wins.
 * 2009 Texas Class 4A Div. I State Final Contestant
 * 2009 Texas State Semi-Champions
 * 2009 Texas State Quarter-Champions
 * 2009 Texas Region IV Champions
 * 2009 Austin/San Antonio Area Champions
 * 2009 Bi-District Champions
 * 2009 Texas District 25-4A Champions
 * 2008 Texas Class 4A Div. I State Champions - (16-0) season, (30-0) consecutive wins.
 * 2008 Texas Class 4A Div. I State Final Contestant
 * 2008 Texas State Semi-Champions
 * 2008 Texas State Quarter-Champions
 * 2008 Texas Region IV Champions
 * 2008 Austin/San Antonio Area Champions
 * 2008 Bi-District Champions
 * 2008 Texas District 25-4A Champions
 * 2008 Texas Football Classic Winners (vs. 5A Westwood Warriors, Alamodome in San Antonio, TX)
 * 2007 Texas Class 4A Div. II State Champions
 * 2007 Texas State Semi-Champions
 * 2007 Texas State Quarter-Champions
 * 2007 Texas Region IV Champions
 * 2007 Austin/San Antonio Area Champions
 * 2007 Bi-District Champions
 * 2007 Texas District 25-4A Champions
 * 2006 Texas District 25-4A Champions
 * 2006 Texas Football Classic Winners (vs. Texas City Stingarees, Alamodome in San Antonio, TX)
 * 2005 Austin/San Antonio Area Finalist
 * 2005 Bi-District Champions
 * 2005 Texas District 27-4A Champions
 * 2004 Texas District 27-4A Champions
 * 2000 Austin/San Antonio Area Finalist
 * 2000 Bi-District Champions

[edit] Baseball
Who the fuck thinks hitting balls with sticks is fun? only faggots!!

[edit] Basketball
basketball can fuck itself HARD!!

[edit] Cheerleading
Bitches practice on how to spread open thier legs for sex

[edit] Golf
We all know that Brando is the fucking master of golf, he can clearly haul the shit out of Nigger Woods. Brando is a white man but looks like a mexicano becasue he spends all of his time trying to improve his golf clubs with advanced lasers and sight mounted on the club. Brando also has a big ass madaleon plated with the best gold on his chest, on the madaleon it reads pimp. Brando also loves asians becasue they are clearly his favorite. Brando has a big ass Hummer Golf cart and on the back are usually three asian hoes.

[edit] Soccer
Since Valdez is a soccer fan, he knows a little bit about the game rules, when he is playing and sees that he is losing he pulls out his shotgun and brutally eliminates some of the oponents team players in hope he will win.

In 2009, under the leadership of Valdez, the Lake Travis boys soccer team went deep into the playoffs, winning the 2009 fucking Championship because Valdez was in the game. In the post season, they managed to defeat the state-ranked Travis High School team again with the help of Valdez. But after that significant victory the team lost to Alamo Heights High School of San Antonio when Valdez was not playing. This was the most successful Lake Travis Mens soccer team to date.

[edit] Athletic facilities
The Lake Travis HS football program has an indoor turf room and a state-of-the-art weightroom. The weightroom is currently (2008) the largest high school weight room in the state of Texas.[7]

[edit] Cavalettes
fat guys dance for the school in thongs[edit]

Who gives a shit about band.We know that pasher is good at BLOWING[9]

[edit] Theater Arts
Theatre arts is the best place for the fat gay niggers to perform thier plays with Tony being the Director

[edit] Orchestra
Again, fuck orchestra, hoy is in it, i guess he likes to rub on long sticks.

[edit] Visual Arts
faggots who love to spend thier worthless time on drawing faces of niggers laughing with crooked teeth

[edit] Choir
bitches singing

[edit] Speech/Debate
Jacobo is in debate and he loves to talk about gay sex


 * 1) ^ Austin American-Statesman: Lake Travis wins third State Championship
 * 2) ^ Lake Travis HS Volleyball Program website Retrieved on 18 January 2009
 * 3) ^ Lake Travis HS Baseball Program website Retrieved on 18 January 2009
 * 4) ^ "Lake Travis High School cheerleaders win national championship". Lake Travis ISD press release. 06 January 2009. http://www.ltisdschools.org/laketravis/lib/laketravis/LTHS_Cheerleaders_-_NCA_National_Champions.pdf. Retrieved 18 January 2009.
 * 5) ^ Lake Travis HS Golf Program website Retrieved on 20 January 2009
 * 6) ^ Lake Travis HS Girls Soccer Program website Retrieved on 20 January 2009
 * 7) ^ Citation Needed
 * 8) ^ >Lake Travis HS Cavalettes website Retrieved on 20 January 2009
 * 9) ^ http://www.laketravisband.com/
 * 10) ^ Lake Travis HS Cavs in Service website Retrieved on 20 January 2009
 * 11) ^ Lake Travis HS Cavs United website Retrieved on 20 January 2009
 * 12) ^ Lake Travis HS Interact Club website Retrieved on 20 January 2009

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